I'm really not that busy

Finding hilarity in the mundane since 2008

You may now worship me for the domestic goddess I am



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After
After

Not only did I redo the pantry, I also scrubbed the indoor trash can, hosed out the outdoor trash can (which smelled of vomit) and baked a lemon meringue pie. Plus I did it all in high heels, a crinoline, and red lipstick. Okay strike that last part, but still!

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9 responses to “You may now worship me for the domestic goddess I am

  1. Jen August 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    I think we might tie.

  2. jo August 14, 2009 at 9:06 am

    What if I were walking backwards with my shoelacse tied together and one eye was poked out and I was pulling a 500 pound lard ass in a wagon with only 3 wheels. What are the odds then?

  3. jo August 14, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Self-stimulation….hmmmm.

  4. Jen August 12, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    I could do this all day…

  5. Jen August 12, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    You could walk backward with your shoelaces tied together while I run, and still win

  6. Jen August 12, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    You could walk backward while I run, and still win.

  7. Jen August 12, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    In fact, you could walk & I could run and you would still win.

  8. Jen August 12, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    No contest, girl!

  9. jo August 12, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    I can still beat you at a 5k run…

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