Got my hair did today.
We added more blonde for the summer. Brighter hair color makes me happy. It looks fabulous, as usual, because Staci is a color genius. Seriously, go see her, your roots look like crap.
Sorry, was that mean? Whatever, Miss Clairol, you know it’s true.
I got bangs and lost the sharp angle.
My hair is now a blonde bob with bangs. Wow, I didn’t see that coming at all. That’s pretty much mom hair. Should I have mom hair? Should I change my name to Deb? If you didn’t get the Deb thing, you’re not a Gilmore Girls fan. Yes, I know the final season was two years ago. I still watch it everyday on ABC Family. Bite me. Are you allowed to say ‘bite me’ while sporting mom hair?
Aaaaaaaaanyway, a few weeks ago I was considering doing something a bit funky to my hair this summer. I am going to live with the mom hair for a few weeks & mull over my funky thought. I’ve shared the funky thought with my boys: Huck is pro, Truck is con, Worm is a brat. Their opinions have now been noted, but will not be considered at decision time.
I would have included a picture of the new do, but I came home from the salon and spent the next 6 hours cleaning out Huck’s room. It REALLY looks like mom hair right now. It is messy, sweaty and is housing at least two dust bunnies. I found a raisin in it after I cleaned out under Huck’s bed. Huck doesn’t really like raisins. God, I hope it was a raisin.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate my hair. It is just a little boring. The good thing (other than the gorgeous color) is my hair is still a bit angled. If I don’t keep the front longer than the back, I end up slightly mulleted after a few weeks. A slight mullet is unacceptable. If you’re going to have a mullet, you must go balls out. I’m talking Billy Ray Cyrus circa 1993 here
. Go ahead and click the link, don’t be scared. It’s not THAT Billy Ray Cyrus song.
Anyway, that’s probably enough about my hair. I suspect you lost interest with the words ‘mom hair’. I don’t blame you, I would have too.