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Finding hilarity in the mundane since 2008

So here’s more stuff about me. I know you are giddy with anticipation.

Another meme from facebook.  This one is from Mrs. Big E.  Thanks for the super easy blog post!
The ABCs of Me

A – Age: Chronologically – 35, Mentally – 12 year old boy
B – Bed size: King. Can’t think of anything to add to this. No king-sized bed jokes forthcoming. I must be off my game tonight.
C – Chore you hate: Putting away laundry & dusting.  Does anyone LIKE any chores?  Do you want to come to my house & do the chore you just thought of?
D – Dog’s names: No dogs right now. I don’t want to wipe anything else right now. Butts, noses, spills & cat puke are enough wiping for me.  Let’s not add puppy puddles to the list. However, Worm really likes dogs. He crawled around Target this morning acting like a “dog-dog” complete with tail wagging and a weird sound that might have been barking (or choking).
E – Essential to start your day: Coffee & shower.  I have an elaborate coffee routine. It takes some time, but is worth the wait ’cause I make great coffee.
F – Favorite color: I am not prejudiced for or against any color!  Oh, you mean color of the rainbow… well then, I’ll go with orange.
G – Gold or Silver: Gold, sliver, gemstones, cash. Whatever, dude.
H – Height: 5′ 2&1/2″. Yes, the 1/2″ matters. A. Lot.
I – Instruments you play: Kazoo & plastic maracas.  I’m doing a gig on the square this Saturday, you should come by and bail me out show your support!
J – Job title: Wiper (see D)
K – Kid(s): Um, did the job title not clarify that?
L – Living arrangements: Are better than dying arrangements.
M – Mom’s name: Judy
N – Nicknames: No, thank you.
O – Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Does this mean my own birth or when I birthed my kids?  I’ve had no overnight hospital stays that did not involve some sort of birth.  
P – Pet Peeve: Chronic lateness & deception
Q – Quote from a movie: “You can’t really dust for vomit”
R – Right or left handed: Right
S – Siblings: Jo is my sister-in-law, but I don’t consider the in-law part.
T – Time you wake up: Ass crack of dawn.
U- Underwear: Wouldn’t you like to know?
V – Vegetable you dislike: Brussels sprouts, but I’m an adventurous eater, maybe I should give them another try.
W – Ways you run late: I’m rarely late.  If I am, it is because I had to do some unexpected wiping.
X- X-rays you have gotten: Teeth. Probably other parts too, but nothing comes to mind.  I’m not often sick or injured.
Y – Yummy food you make: Everything I make is yummy because I took the time to make it, dammit!  “You are not getting up from this table until you have finished that meat!” Had to throw in another movie quote.

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One response to “So here’s more stuff about me. I know you are giddy with anticipation.

  1. jo May 1, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Awww, I especially like the “S” one!

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