I'm really not that busy

Finding hilarity in the mundane since 2008

So I have a complaint

I don’t want wine and I’m out of beer.  I would kill for one cold beer (but not in a can ((unless it is Milwaukee’s Best (((because then I could chug it like the old days ((((or, better yet, make a beer bong)))).  Clearly, I need therapy. And an editor.  And a beer.

I would call Banana and ask if she has any, but I think my lack of beer would not stir any sympathy in her. Facebook told me she had a crappy evening.  Facebook is helpful that way.
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4 responses to “So I have a complaint

  1. Jen April 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Big E, do you deliver? 'Cause then I could drink beer & write the blog and someone else could do the whole childcare thing.

  2. Big E April 15, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    Big E has beer and babysitters…

    You are welcome any time.

  3. Jen April 15, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    I’m totally star struck! A real author read my blog and said I’m funny. I am totally buying Kaui Hart Hemmings’ books now. I had considered it before because I heart her blog, now I’m sold!

  4. How to Party with an Infant April 14, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    You are so funny. I’d love to have a beer with you. Glad I found your blog (love the title of it btw–for some reason it cracks me up)

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