I'm really not that busy

Finding hilarity in the mundane since 2008

So I was thinking about Tootsie Rolls

Tootsie Rolls suck.  

When I sorted the halloween candy this year, I divided it into two piles.  
Chocolate and everything else.  
When Huck saw this he said there was chocolate in the wrong pile.  I went to investigate and he indicated that there were Tootsie Rolls in the non-chocolate pile.  I explained that Tootsie Rolls are not chocolate, they are just chewy things that are supposed to be chocolate flavored.
Funnily enough, I had the exact same conversation with hubby a few days later.  Is it a male thing that they don’t know the difference between chocolate and weird poser candy?
Here is why Tootsie Rolls suck:
– they pretend to be chocolate, but they aren’t creamy and delicious
– they pretend to be caramels, but they aren’t buttery and delicious
– they look like cat turds 
What has brought on this Tootsie Rolls rant you ask?  
The halloween candy is all picked over and there is no more chocolate.
Advertisements

One response to “So I was thinking about Tootsie Rolls

  1. sis-in-law November 11, 2008 at 9:46 am

    What about fun fruity tootsie rolls…do they get a pass because they aren’t posing as the coveted chocolate? Or are they just poser starbursts?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: